A while back, Scrappy thought he might become a pro wrestler (Scrappy’s new career). Now it seems Brandee is also interested.

Brandee: DaddyDog.

Me: Yes, Brandee?

Brandee: I want to be a pro wrestler like Scrappy.

Me. <sigh> He’s not a pro wrestler. He only said he wanted to be one.

Brandee: Well, he told me we could be a Tag You’re It! team.

Me: Okay, when he gets his first gig, you can go too.

Brandee: Cool beans! I have my ring name picked out.

Me. I can hardly wait.

Brandee: Belly-Rub Brandee!

Me. Have you been taking advice from Scrappy again?

Brandee: What?

Me: Do you have a backup name picked out?

Brandee: Yup. It’s almost as good as Belly-Rub Brandee.

Me: I’ll bet. You come up with it all by yourself?

Brandee: Yup. Okay, imagine you’re at the pro wrestler place. And the guy with the big voice says, “Tonight at the Stampede Corral in Calgary, Canada it’s…

BRAAAAAAAAANDEMONIUM.

Brandee: Get it? It’s like pandemonium except it’s Brandemonium. Cuz like my name is Brandee.

Me: That’s, uh, pretty good actually. Maybe you can help Scrappy with his ring name.