Scrappy: Hey, DaddyDog!
Me: What now, Scrappy?
Scrappy: I’m gonna be a pro wrestler.
Me: That’s just great. Do have any experience in wrestling?
Scrappy: Work? Hey, you’re forgetting when I wrestled that big dog. Uh, you know, Charlie.
Me: So you did. What are you doing to get ready? It’s hard work even if it is fake.
Scrappy: Wind sprints, baby! And it’s not fake.
Scrappy: And I’m practicing my ugly face.
Scrappy: And my tricks. “Playing with a possum” is my favorite because it’s just like napping.
Me. Okay, sounds good. You need a strong ring name. What are you calling yourself?
Me: Dude, you can’t just be “Scrappy”. You have to have a name that people will remember. Maybe a scary name.
Scrappy: Oh. How about “Scrapper the Napper”?
Me: Uh, no.
Scrappy: But I like taking naps.
Me. I know you do.
Scrappy: Okay, then how about “Scrapper Doodle Dandy”?
Me: You’re not a Doodle. And dandies do not inspire fear.
Scrappy: “Yapper Scrapper”?
Me: You just don’t get it.