Scrappy: Hey, DaddyDog!
Me: What now, Scrappy?
Scrappy: I’m gonna be a pro wrestler.
Me: That’s just great. Do have any experience in wrestling?
Scrappy: Work? Hey, you’re forgetting when I wrestled that big dog. Uh, you know, Charlie.
Me: So you did. What are you doing to get ready? It’s hard work even if it is fake.
Scrappy: Wind sprints, baby! And it’s not fake.
Scrappy: And I’m practicing my ugly face.
Scrappy: And my tricks. “Playing with a possum” is my favorite because it’s just like napping.
Me. Okay, sounds good. You need a strong ring name. What are you calling yourself?
Scrappy: Huh?
Me: Dude, you can’t just be “Scrappy”. You have to have a name that people will remember. Maybe a scary name.
Scrappy: Oh. How about “Scrapper the Napper”?
Me: Uh, no.
Scrappy: But I like taking naps.
Me. I know you do.
Scrappy: Okay, then how about “Scrapper Doodle Dandy”?
Me: You’re not a Doodle. And dandies do not inspire fear.
Scrappy: “Yapper Scrapper”?
Me: You just don’t get it.
ROB & DOG 
[…] while back, Scrappy thought he might become a pro wrestler (Scrappy’s new career). Now it seems Brandee is also […]
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I love Scrappy – he’s just so damn cute!! 🙂
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You realise that there is an upside to all this – if Scrappy becomes a Wrestler, he could earn a few shillings and that would help pay for food and board and a few extra goodies for everyone. It sort of works for me :o)
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I thought of that. We’ll see if he’s willing to share. We’ll see if I’m willing to drive him to the arena.
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Scrappy is always up to some cool caper! 💜
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He’s always thinking up harebrained schemes like that.
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Rob, this was so funny I was laughing out loud. Ever thought of writing a kids book about you and scrappy?
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I’d have to leave out the bad words. They all three swear like sailors. It can be embarrassing sometimes.
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Oh Scrappy, you can’t have a scary name because you are just too cute!
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I’m surprised you recognized him.
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