A while back, Scrappy thought he might become a pro wrestler (Scrappy’s new career). Now it seems Brandee is also interested.
Me: Yes, Brandee?
Brandee: I want to be a pro wrestler like Scrappy.
Me. <sigh> He’s not a pro wrestler. He only said he wanted to be one.
Brandee: Well, he told me we could be a Tag You’re It! team.
Me: Okay, when he gets his first gig, you can go too.
Brandee: Cool beans! I have my ring name picked out.
Me. I can hardly wait.
Brandee: Belly-Rub Brandee!
Me. Have you been taking advice from Scrappy again?
Me: Do you have a backup name picked out?
Brandee: Yup. It’s almost as good as Belly-Rub Brandee.
Me: I’ll bet. You come up with it all by yourself?
Brandee: Yup. Okay, imagine you’re at the pro wrestler place. And the guy with the big voice says, “Tonight at the Stampede Corral in Calgary, Canada it’s…
Brandee: Get it? It’s like pandemonium except it’s Brandemonium. Cuz like my name is Brandee.
Me: That’s, uh, pretty good actually. Maybe you can help Scrappy with his ring name.