Dogs: DaddyDog, come quick! In the backyard!
That would be Scrappy, Lilly, and Brandee. They like to call me DaddyDog. Think it makes them edgy… or something.
Me: What do you want now?
Dogs: Hurry, come quick. We’re guarding it for you.
Me: Guarding what?
Scrappy: It’s a crop circle. Come see it quick!
Me: What makes you think it’s a crop circle?
Brandee: Well, it’s in a circle. And it’s round. I think.
Me: What kind of crop is being grown?
Lilly: Looks like grass. Yeah, I think it’s grass. Or weeds. Your backyard isn’t all that great if you really want to know.
Me: I wonder why. What’s that big round brown spot over there?
Scrappy: That? Um, we all decided to pee in the same spot to see how big a circle we could make.
Me. Right. Thanks a bunch for that.